Boris Chapter XXXIII 31

Well now that I've distracted everyone with ninjas and thousands of years of absence.. i can finally put my plan into action.
i hadn't typed up any Boris because i had lost chapter 31 but now i got it so here goes.. more of that..great story cooked up unlike the last chapter lol i ain't done much editing so it can be read just as our Russian fore fathers intended. heres the typed up version, the raw is available here.

for those of you who don't know what the hell i'm chattin about Boris is a story my and some of my classmates wrote together as a coping mechanism for MS fiestels geogrpahy classes, butit soon grow into a fifty chapter...epic...luls take a look at this , everyones been too lazy to type it up untill now, but here itcomes as i have the MUNDO VAULT ill be typing this up one chapter at a time .. and il throw in a few extras as well. this is mainly for the enjoyment of the SBS dudes. may thier souls rest in piece.

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Chapter XXXIII 31.

" So why did you want us any way" said Nephets
"Well i've been scanning this place and well you can't win, gamblers are hypnotised to keep gambling and lose everything Quraital and i as well as Demitri aren't affected because we're not human , but i fear our friends are under the curse of the casino already"


Sabrina: why dont we just get a rocket launcher and blow the place up?
Quraital: Uhhh... i suppose that would work too.. if we wanted to kill our friends!!!
Nepehets: enough talk i'm going in!
Diarek: Wait! Don't go without taking this beer hat!
Nephets grabs the hat and takes a sip of the beer
Nephets: i'm ready
Nephets rushes inside and comes out seconds later
Sabrina: Did you rescue them?
Nephets: Eh?
Sabrina: OUR FRIENDS?!
Nephets: oh... hell no i only went in there to use the toilet

" This is hopeless" sabrina said
" lets try and sneak inside and destroy the hypnotising beams" said the Bigman
"works for me said max"
Nephets: " ill stay out here"
Max: yeah good idea staying out here to keep wacth is great.
Nephets: No, i just wanted to stay out here , not to keep wacth
Max: " oh.."
Sabrina: Grr you guys are USELESS!
with that Sabrina stormed up into the managers suite a where a small man sat in a large leather chair conveniently operating the hyponitising beams with large labeled levers
Sabrina: " oi! are you the manager" she screamed.
"y..yeah" whimpered the small man.
BANG!
Max: " you shot him!
Boris: yeah but she saved us.
Sabrina: how'd you get here?
Boris: its a story goddammit it doesn't have to make sense!
Nephets: " lets move on this place weird, i heard they'res a rift to the star wars universe up ahead.. i suggest we go!"
Dimitri: dont we need lots of papers to go through that rift?
Nehpets: not the way i'm planning on going through.
Boris2: How?
Nephets: rocket launchers
" arrgh why are you men so obsesses with blowing up stuff" sabrina exclaimed
" lets try a more subtle approach"

Realising the craziness would never end unless one of them got the ball rolling, Nephets moved ahead . determined to destroy something.
They arrived at the rift check-in station and got their first look at the intesnse and heaviliy guarded rift.Hundreds of never before seen aliens were pouring in and out of the rift, closley watched by Alexanders elite guard
"okay Bigman" Nephets whispered " hand me the X-29 lithium nitrate propelled rocket lancher".
"um, we don't have one " the Bigman answered.
" Oh yeah, well we'll go with plan B" Quizillcotyll fixed up his suit (*he borrowed from quazarr) and prepared to sneak into the guard station.
Quizillcotyll walked up to on of the guards , he was a sky guardian too though an evil one of course.
" oh you're finally here" said the sky guard.
" you know the drill" he said".
" well actually i'm new" said Quizillcotyll
" oh right then i'll tell you the idea is to let as many people pass throgh as possible, its all part of Alexanders plan.."
" which is?" " Quizillcotyll said eagerly
" you should know that at least" said the guard " well see ya i gotta go " and with that the guard left.

" How'd it go said?" Diarek
" yup all clear and i learned more about Alexander too" Quizillcotyll then told his friends about wat he had learned.
" heh what that fool chattin' about" said Quraital "why does he want everyone to go through the rifsts anyway?"
" dont you see, free travel through dimetion will cause eventual chaos which will make any evil madman happy,plus chaos everywhere makes it easier to take control" said Quizillcotyll
" your smart" Sabrina exclaimed
"whaddya we do now" said Diarek
" well lets head on to the starwards universe said Boris
"Yeah lets go for it" Boris 2 echoed

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yes kept in original format! even hose bits were we got super lazy and descended into some kind of semi script form

HAHAits weird reading this after all this time, most of the last quarter of this chapter was written by me maaaan writing wasn't my strong point, but there were lulz even before we knew what lulz were. ill upload the picture later.