Boris Chapter XXXIII 31

Well now that I've distracted everyone with ninjas and thousands of years of absence.. i can finally put my plan into action.
i hadn't typed up any Boris because i had lost chapter 31 but now i got it so here goes.. more of that..great story cooked up unlike the last chapter lol i ain't done much editing so it can be read just as our Russian fore fathers intended. heres the typed up version, the raw is available here.

for those of you who don't know what the hell i'm chattin about Boris is a story my and some of my classmates wrote together as a coping mechanism for MS fiestels geogrpahy classes, butit soon grow into a fifty chapter...epic...luls take a look at this , everyones been too lazy to type it up untill now, but here itcomes as i have the MUNDO VAULT ill be typing this up one chapter at a time .. and il throw in a few extras as well. this is mainly for the enjoyment of the SBS dudes. may thier souls rest in piece.

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Chapter XXXIII 31.

" So why did you want us any way" said Nephets
"Well i've been scanning this place and well you can't win, gamblers are hypnotised to keep gambling and lose everything Quraital and i as well as Demitri aren't affected because we're not human , but i fear our friends are under the curse of the casino already"


Sabrina: why dont we just get a rocket launcher and blow the place up?
Quraital: Uhhh... i suppose that would work too.. if we wanted to kill our friends!!!
Nepehets: enough talk i'm going in!
Diarek: Wait! Don't go without taking this beer hat!
Nephets grabs the hat and takes a sip of the beer
Nephets: i'm ready
Nephets rushes inside and comes out seconds later
Sabrina: Did you rescue them?
Nephets: Eh?
Sabrina: OUR FRIENDS?!
Nephets: oh... hell no i only went in there to use the toilet

" This is hopeless" sabrina said
" lets try and sneak inside and destroy the hypnotising beams" said the Bigman
"works for me said max"
Nephets: " ill stay out here"
Max: yeah good idea staying out here to keep wacth is great.
Nephets: No, i just wanted to stay out here , not to keep wacth
Max: " oh.."
Sabrina: Grr you guys are USELESS!
with that Sabrina stormed up into the managers suite a where a small man sat in a large leather chair conveniently operating the hyponitising beams with large labeled levers
Sabrina: " oi! are you the manager" she screamed.
"y..yeah" whimpered the small man.
BANG!
Max: " you shot him!
Boris: yeah but she saved us.
Sabrina: how'd you get here?
Boris: its a story goddammit it doesn't have to make sense!
Nephets: " lets move on this place weird, i heard they'res a rift to the star wars universe up ahead.. i suggest we go!"
Dimitri: dont we need lots of papers to go through that rift?
Nehpets: not the way i'm planning on going through.
Boris2: How?
Nephets: rocket launchers
" arrgh why are you men so obsesses with blowing up stuff" sabrina exclaimed
" lets try a more subtle approach"

Realising the craziness would never end unless one of them got the ball rolling, Nephets moved ahead . determined to destroy something.
They arrived at the rift check-in station and got their first look at the intesnse and heaviliy guarded rift.Hundreds of never before seen aliens were pouring in and out of the rift, closley watched by Alexanders elite guard
"okay Bigman" Nephets whispered " hand me the X-29 lithium nitrate propelled rocket lancher".
"um, we don't have one " the Bigman answered.
" Oh yeah, well we'll go with plan B" Quizillcotyll fixed up his suit (*he borrowed from quazarr) and prepared to sneak into the guard station.
Quizillcotyll walked up to on of the guards , he was a sky guardian too though an evil one of course.
" oh you're finally here" said the sky guard.
" you know the drill" he said".
" well actually i'm new" said Quizillcotyll
" oh right then i'll tell you the idea is to let as many people pass throgh as possible, its all part of Alexanders plan.."
" which is?" " Quizillcotyll said eagerly
" you should know that at least" said the guard " well see ya i gotta go " and with that the guard left.

" How'd it go said?" Diarek
" yup all clear and i learned more about Alexander too" Quizillcotyll then told his friends about wat he had learned.
" heh what that fool chattin' about" said Quraital "why does he want everyone to go through the rifsts anyway?"
" dont you see, free travel through dimetion will cause eventual chaos which will make any evil madman happy,plus chaos everywhere makes it easier to take control" said Quizillcotyll
" your smart" Sabrina exclaimed
"whaddya we do now" said Diarek
" well lets head on to the starwards universe said Boris
"Yeah lets go for it" Boris 2 echoed

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yes kept in original format! even hose bits were we got super lazy and descended into some kind of semi script form

HAHAits weird reading this after all this time, most of the last quarter of this chapter was written by me maaaan writing wasn't my strong point, but there were lulz even before we knew what lulz were. ill upload the picture later.

Spring has arrived-01

Behold your heroes!

the SBC themselves in all thier glory! nyes

woo spring has finally decided to turn up! and with it the easter holidays although we havea exams soon there a few cool things going on that'll stop me sinking into despair
first off the shadowbreaker forum ( http://shadowbreaker.proboards21.com/index.cgi )
is working and i've managed to get some good RP's going on there! you should join!
yes join...and sink deeper into the infernal relams of boris..
lol also advent children is coming out april 25th! i've already orderered my copy
beatiful grpahics truly amazing fight scences, but.. unfortuanly i've been told it lacks in the story department..but it had explsosions !! therefore it was cool1!!!!!!111oneoneonehahahahahaahahahah
but its still a great movie there are also some funny parodies of this which you might like to see on you tube.

Ah yes and also spare a though for those poor starving authours who make up the renowed shadowbreaker syndicate who are working very hard to bring you a classic of british lirtuture
entitiled Boris:fragments of the future. if youlike mad crazy pointless stories and you wish to see the miracle of story telling unfold. then please GIVE US ,MONEYS!!!!WOOP WOOP!! all cash cos towards paying servers costs on the new site and the production of boris novels and any left over cash goes on printing costs and caffine based drinks to keep us awake

Street fighters Dan hibiki-and the endless rage he causes me

dan..dan dan.. well what can i say about him. Well me being a SnK fan i have a lot to say !!
lol i recently found out (after some light research and playing old street fighters games)
that dan is an insulting ripp off of robert garcia and the other
charactereters in art of fightin/king of fighters that stufy the
kyokugen karate method.





now those of u who had played both kof and sf will nctice dispite the
numerouse and somtimes blatant similarites (copies) the fighting styles
are very differnt. for example not many people in kof have projectiles
that can travel from on end of the screen to the other yeah? except for
terry,iori,kyo etc.





in street fighter this is commen place with hadokens and kikou shens flying all over the place
enter dan. street fighter alpha and our pink gi wearing hero
*cough* apperes with the aim of vengeance in his eye, his mission is to
defeat the mighty sagat who killed his father Go hibiki .



playing as dan u will soonsee that he is arrgant and belives that his strengh is superhuman
his attitude is that that u want him to be beaten lol, and when u win u wish that u hadn't
his fighting style is a parody of the kyukugen fighting
style from snk but considerably weaker. his tinay hado ken or "gadou
ken" as he calls it fizzels out before it can even travel any where,
and his special moves involve sequences seen that are part of the other
characters normal moves.


in fact his ultimate move is a parody of one of akuma's moves.. his Otoko Michi is performed by doing the command for the Shun Goku Satsu in reverse. However, unlike the Shun Goku Satsu, which can take off more than half of the opponent's life bar, the Otoko Michi takes off a minimal amount of life from the opponent, but leaves Dan with only 1% of life.





pretty use less huh?





but wait there more, with the arrival of such games like capcom

vs snk, in which both capcom and snk charactacers were in one game (
gasp!! yeah i know!! crossover??!!?!!!!!) it seemed that snk had sold
thier prid and allowed the kyokugens to be made fun of even more. in
fact there is a running joke where dan is mistaken for for robert or
ryo.





also Dans father is a mock of Mr. Karate (takuma sakazaki) is seen in Dan's ending in SNK vs. Capcom: Match of the Millennium,
when he says: "What's so special about Ryo?! His dad wears a demon
mask, my father is a demon!" (implying that Go's face really looks like
a Tengu mask).





if u dudes got anything to say about dan jus drop me aline or better yet leave a comment

"kyokugen karate? i wrote the book!"

(from Dan's super dojo )

vicky medievil

this is my friend vicky at her photgrpahy class. i like the pose in this picture. it reminds me of the type of fantasy art to do with such ledgends as king arthur and the knights of the round table with mythical beasts and other stories, dont ask me why maybe its the lighting or pehaps the way vick is looking up at the sky, or the simple fact that she is holding a black rose ( which are im possinle to create naturally i believe)

welcome to the syndicate

haha my first blog, i though blogging would be fun when i could think of somthing to write. so ill keep all u guys up dated
ciao